How do you consume your lemon?
Do you do what regular natural human beings do? Squeeze the juice over your other foods?
That way has never been appealing to me. Everything just drips and splatters all over my cuts and bruises and into my eye. I’m very coordinated, alright?
See I grew up in a normal family (ish) and I don’t do things the regular way.
I’ve had strange thought where I contemplate about eating a hot dog with a banana inside.
Well, this is how I’m supposed to eat my lemon, although I wouldn’t necessarily call it “eating” the lemon since you just drink the water surrounding the lemon. But I’m going to say “eat” anyways, or it would defeat the purpose of my title.
But I am not a normal human. To me, citrus is citrus.
I eat lemon the way I eat oranges. Yes, I eat all the insides slice by slice…
reason #343812498 why I’m a strange child