WTF happened to the WordPress dash board >.> AHHH I can’t see now. The colors are so clashy and my eyes hurt. ouch.
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I don’t have any pets right now, but I used to keep a giant fishtank back in Canada. It had a lot of seaweed, fish, shrimp, and a giant crab.
Well, we *used* to have the crab until a pair of the fish got really viscous and devoured the crab completely. Then the fish had babies and multiplied quickly and dominated our fishtank. (that was an epic failure.)
Go back even further in time, and you can find more failures. In China, I kept turtles and goldfish. I killed my first turtle over its hibernation (oops) and my second turtle ate a few of my goldfish.
Did I mention I killed a few of my goldfish? Apparently they jumped out of the tank and flopped half away across the room, when I found it, it was half dead so I put it back into the tank and fed it human medicine. I think it was vitamin D or something.
My third turtle disappeared completely from its tank.
Imagine my surprise when I found it… like this:
I don’t know what happened either.
I’ve basically given up pets by now.