This post is dedicated to myself. If you don’t want to hear me reprimand myself, feel free to ignore me. Otherwise please bear with my insanity.
So first off, 25% of 100 is NOT four. Not. Not. NOTTTT.
Second off, your calculator should be faster than someone’s brain, but don’t feel too bad. When the Algebra teacher asks a question, and everyone is like “…seven-ish…” and there’s this one guy who just BLINKS and says “7.5,” he is not normal. Maybe not even human. Don’t compare your nonexistent primitive brain to his.
Thirdly, don’t EVER go carpooling with someone unless you know that her brother is someone you want to be in the same car with.
And last but not least. YOU CHOSE THE PERFECT TIME TO HIT YOUR KNEE REALLY HARD INTO A HURDLE!!! I MEAN LEAGUES IS THE BEST TIME TO ALMOST TRIP AND GET LAST PLACE RIGHT???? *facepalm*